But I'm not a pirate, fruit. (Scroll down)

At least I can occassionally giggle at Scott Feschuk's Liberal campaign blog because everything else about the Liberal campaign makes me want to cry.

The CPC is only a few seats away from a majority. How the hell did they do that? It's as though Canada forget that by voting CPC it'll get not only a surprisingly and suddenly moderate-seeming Stephen Harper, but also Stockwell Day and Jason Kenney.