Today Shall Suck

1. I stepped on a needle this morning. It made my little toe bleed.

2. I ran out of espresso before making my morning coffee.

3. The Sorrows of Young Werther has become my major sorrow. It's overdue, I can't renew it. Nor can I find it.

4. I shouldn't have to close the windows before nine am in order to keep out the heat.

5. I just feel like sucking in general. I'm due for a good wallow.