Advisor: Yesterday, this guy gets into a cab. He has a thick Hungarian accent. The cabbie asks him where he's from. The guy tells him that he's from Hungary originally. The cabbie asks when the guy moved to Canada. The Hungarian guy says, "1956." "Oh, that must've been horrible," responds the cabbie. "Yes," the Hungarian answers, "I lost everything but my accent."

Former Student: Is that it?

Advisor: Yes.

Former Student: Oh, I was waiting for a better punchline before I laughed.