MEMO:

TO: The one-who-metaphorically-moons-the-Establishment-every-opportunity-she-gets

Since you muscled your way onto a colloquium program that you weren't organizing and for which your paper was less than perfectly suited and then attempted to turn it into your own personal protest against the Establishment, I will not be heart-broken that you may not be able to participate.

I may have already booked the room and sent out announcements but I still have two weeks to send out revised announcements and I haven't printed out or copied the posters yet. It'll take two seconds for me to delete your name.