A Riddle

Purchased this morning before heading to campus:

Two (2) 12"x12" linoleum blocks
Two (2) 12"x12" softoleum blocks
One (1) lino cutter handle
Eight (8) assorted linoleum cutters
One (1) Pilot Hi-Tecpoint pen, extra fine point, black.
One (1) 8 oz jar block printing ink, black
One (1) 8 oz jar block printing ink, gold
One (1) 8 oz jar block printing ink, silver
One (1) 75 cc tube block printing ink, red
One (1) 75 cc tube block printing ink, magenta
One (1) 75 cc tube block printing ink, brown
One (1) 75 cc tube block printing ink, blue
One (1) 75 cc tube block printing ink, turqoise
One (1) 37 cc tube ink retarder

What I would rather be doing instead of sitting in my carrel and working on my dissertation?