Food Services Will Be Taking Over the World Shortly

First, the dining hall manager commented that eighty-one cents for a tiny cup of brocolli was a bit much. Second, Russian Boot Camp lets out on Friday. When all Russian Boot Camp attendees realize that they still have a hundred dollars on their dining hall cards and head to the convenience store to spend the balance on poptarts and Special-K, they'll discover that the convenience store is closed until school starts. Pretty slick. -Zh.