Troy

I am still going to go see Troy, I just don't know when. In the meantime, I read this, which is quite funny, even though I'm not that upset about the lack of gods in the movie. Although if the classics major is correct and Brad Pitt refused to play Achilles unless Patroclus was transformed into something other than his lover, he's way less of "an actor" than he pretends to be. Chickenshit Pitt, I present you with your membership card for the Tom Cruise Hollywood Husband Club. There are only two rules for members, neither of which you should have problems following:
1. All members shall be wed to a more adventurous acting spouse (who should also be better looking than you).
2. All members shall play the same frickin' role over and over again. You are allowed to anachronistically place that role in any time period for "variety."
Best of luck on the remainder of your long, boring, but financially successful career as Mr. Jennifer Aniston.

-Zh.