Coming Soon: Bake Sales

For those of you who remember reading about the big, traumatic grant application that consumed my life and an acre of old-growth timber this January, the title of this post should give you a pretty good idea as to what their reply said. Even though I received the answer I expected, it still blows. To add insult to injury, they addressed me by my first name. I'd prefer some formality with my rejection. I'll be moping for the next twenty-four hours. -Zh.