This? Not So Shocking.

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

Yes, my "academic" blog is worth as much as my future degree. My amateur craft presence in this world, which comes with sloppy gluing and a chronic inability to colour in the lines, is worth more. It may be time to drop out. I didn't want to write those last forty-thousand words, anyway.

Seen at Shatnerian.