Do Not Diss the Homeland

Finger print dude: You're already sounding Canadian.
Me: Really?
Finger print dude: Yes. You already say "please" and "thank you."
Me: We're polite in the west.
Finger print dude: I guess you're right. It tends to be people from the big cities, like Cleveland and New York. They're rude.
Me: Yes they are.

Of course, by "homeland," I mean the Pacific Northwest and not the US. Please feel free to diss the US as long as you exclude the PNW from your sweeping generalizations.


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