A Late Father's-Day-Inspired Post

When someone says, "hey!" I often find myself replying:

Hay is for horses.
Grass is cheaper.
Cows eat it
So why don't we?

It drives Ptichka insane but I can't stop myself. It's what my dad says in response to "Hey!"

She did hear a much pithier variation on the "Hay is for horses" rhyme on Friday. In response to "Hey!" a woman responded, "Save it. You might marry a horse." I appreciate it but I can't see myself using it anytime in the near future.


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